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Phumzile Sitole, Antoinette Crowe-Legacy, and Mirirai Sithole; photo by Joan Marcus

Níkẹ Uche Kadri and Leland Fowler; photo by Joan Marcus

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Níkẹ Uche Kadri and Maechi Aharanwa; photo by Joan Marcus

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Mirirai Sithole, Phumzile Sitole, Níkẹ Uche Kadri, and Antoinette Crowe-Legacy; photo by Joan Marcus

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Tori Sampson; photo by Zack DeZon

If Pretty Hurts Ugly Must Be a Muhfucka


Mainstage Theater


Performance Calendar

SUN
MON
TUE
WED
THU
FRI
SAT
FEB 15*
8:00 PM 
FEB 16*
8:00 PM
FEB 17*
2:30 PM
7:30 PM
FEB 18FEB 19*
7:00 PM ♦
FEB 20*
7:00 PM ▲
FEB 21*
8:00 PM
FEB 22*
8:00 PM
FEB 23*
2:30 PM ♦
8:00 PM
FEB 24*
2:30 PM
7:30 PM
FEB 25FEB 26*
7:00 PM ▲
FEB 27*
7:00 PM
FEB 28*
8:00 PM
MAR 1*
8:00 PM
MAR 2*
2:30 PM ▲
8:00 PM
MAR 3
2:30 PM
7:30 PM
MAR 4MAR 5*
7:00 PM ♦
MAR 6*
7:00 PM
MAR 7*
8:00 PM
MAR 8*
8:00 PM
MAR 9*
2:30 PM
8:00 PM
MAR 10
Opening Night
MAR 11MAR 12
7:00 PM
MAR 13
7:00 PM
MAR 14
8:00 PM
MAR 15
8:00 PM
MAR 16
2:30 PM
8:00 PM
MAR 17
2:30 PM
7:30 PM
MAR 18MAR 19
7:00 PM
MAR 20
7:00 PM
MAR 21
8:00 PM
MAR 22
8:00 PM
MAR 23
2:30 PM
8:00 PM
MAR 24
2:30 PM ⭑
7:30 PM
MAR 25MAR 26
7:00 PM
MAR 27
7:00 PM
MAR 28
8:00 PM
MAR 29
8:00 PM
MAR 30
2:30 PM ◼
8:00 PM
MAR 31
2:30 PM
7:30 PM


Preview
Post-Performance Discussion
Hear from members of the creative team and artistic staff after the show.
♦ POP Talk
Join us in the lobby for an informal post-show conversation, led by fellow audience members.
Audio Description
ASL Interpretation

Closed captioning is available at performances after opening night, beginning March 12. Listening devices for live audio-described performances can be reserved in advance. Learn More →

Run Time: 1 hour and 50 minutes, with no intermission. Opportunities for late seating and re-entry are strictly limited.
Age Recommendation: 10+

On Sale Dates

Dec 26Jan 2Jan 16Jan 23
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Public On Sale

Performance dates and times are subject to change.

Reviews
  • “Critic’s Pick! ‘Beauty, Blackness, and Beyoncé. Tori Sampson’s delicious new play is an auspicious professional playwriting debut.’”

    — Jesse Green, The New York Times
  • “If Pretty Hurts is full of winking whimsy and frightening recognitions — it’s got teeth.”

    — Sara Holdren, New York Magazine